Things I Learned At Walmart #1

walmart-logoThings I learned at Walmart today…

  1. A lot of women have very poor taste in clothing
  2. There are a lot of people who walk with a limp
  3.  It must be okay not to shave before going into the store (Male or Female)
  4.  You would think even kids would know not to lay on their floor
  5.  Their restrooms are horrid
  6.  Some parents allow their children to get haircuts that make them look like idiots
  7.  Sure a lot of tattoos
  8.  Sure a lot of cleavage
  9.  Small Asian men look funny in pink hats
  10.  Kids in shopping carts are essential (it keeps them off the floor)
  11.  Sure a lot of NASCAR fans shop there
  12.  Not all guys look good with facial hair
  13. Those who dress decently stand out
  14. Old bald men with long hair on the sides, look like they live under a bridge
  15. Yoga pants should be outlawed on anyone 10 lbs overweight
  16. Yoga pants can cause some other men to have sinful thoughts
  17.  Walmart employee’s look tired
  18.  Not everyone in there is clean, be careful!
  19.  Make up could help a lot of women
  20.  I don’t care for male cashiers having their fingernails painted green
  21.  Few people pay with cash
  22.  Looking at a pallet full of chocolate is not healthy for you after thirty minutes
  23. People would fight over getting a electric cart that is charged up
  24. and finally, GOD CREATED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US!!!!

(originally posted on my Facebook timeline 2.21.15)

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