Things I Don’t Understand……Women Whispering

Whispering Dog-300Literally, I don’t understand when women start to whisper, because they drop their voices so terribly low, I’m not sure even a dog could hear them without wondering, “What did she say?”

Now I will give you I don’t have the hearing I used to have because of musical choices I made when I was younger.  Jimi Hendrix and Steppenwolf on cranked up Pioneer headphones while I was doing my work, cost me some drop in my old age, but not that much.

If I were to give a numerical change in the dropped volume,  it would be this; I watch TV at about a level of between 15 to 20, depending on the production value and channel settings.  So, when a women starts to whisper, they drop down to about a 3.   It’s too low.  Human males can’t pick it up!  You try it!  Take your remote and turn the volume down to 3 and see how well you do!

So what is a guy supposed to do when you only pick up every fifth word, and those words give you no ideal about what she is talking about?  Well, I try to read lips and say, “uh huh”, “really” “oh, that’s interesting”.  They then look at you like you are crazy!

So I ask the question, do women understand other women’s whispering?  Has God created women with a secret communication device that keeps men puzzled all the time?

Just standard whispering is bad enough, but when they start crying, you can forget it!  Oh my, the tears, the nose blowing, the cracking voice (or at least you think it’s cracking, but you can’t tell for certain).

Perhaps you look for an interpreter.  Another female who knows the code.  I don’t know.  I don’t understand.  I love women, but this is confusing.  What’s a guy to do….”Yes, I heard you!  You don’t have to yell at me….I’m coming!”

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